Thank god for the blessing Dove cream has provided,
the world is happy and undivided.
with one application of lovely white cream
everybody non-white lives the ultimate dream.
like turning to daylight from the darkest dark night
all can now say they are purely white.
No more racial tensions down in the ‘hood,
no drive-by shootings filled with blood.
No more lynching of some poor black fellow,
and it doesn’t matter who plays Othello.
No discrimination at work or play,
nothing nasty in what we say.
You’ll never hear the old ‘N’ word,
and even ‘coloured’ is absurd’
Football insults are not as chilling,
‘You white bastard’, is just not fulfilling.
None is said to be ‘half cast’ or even ‘dual’,
to talk like that would make you a fool.
But the police aren’t too happy, their job’s become harder
they can’t look at your skin and immediately charge yer.
Now we’re all living in harmony,
we’re all as happy as we can be.
Every heart is filled with love,
so let’s sing together, All you need is Dove,
All you need is Dove,
All you need is Dove, Dove,
Dove is all you need.